Seattle police said an officer checking out a report of an assault in the 600 block of 7th Avenue late Monday came across a man impaled on top of a metal fence, screaming for help.
Firefighters pulled the man from the metal spike and took him to Harborview Medical Center.
Police thought the man may have been involved in the earlier assault call so they went to interview him at the hospital. There, police said, the man told them that he was not being chased but thought he was a ninja and believed he could leap the fence.
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So now you ask yourself, “Self,” you ask, “Why did Jimbo post this?” Simple, ladies and germs: Because it reminds me SO much of the Post Turtle in Chief. Completely delusional, without the skills he imagines he has, and soon to be impaled by his shortcomings. Next year he will loose his congress. In 2012, he will loose his job. Count on it. Just like this Seattle “ninja” – this “president” will win a Darwin Award.
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Pictured: a Congressman who voted YES on the Health Care debacle.
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7 comments:
Uncle Fu says, man who thinks he is Ninja, soon find out that being a Ninja can be a pain in the...
Uncle Fu laughs and laughs...
One never knows where the next Darwin Award recipient will turn up.
Well, the good news is that he won't be doing that again. Of course, since he survived, there's no guarantee. But there is a positive side to this story in that, how often do we get the chance to clearly see who the true nitwits among us are?
BTW, i like the name "Uncle Fu" better than Schteveo.
Clearly Maobama is "overconfident in his abilities". As for this "ninja", he will probably never have a normal bowel movement again.
Moabama is full of shit...wait....maybe this can work.
maobamacare for moabama...clear up his constipation...
yes ...I see it....
The ninja is on to something here...
Shishkabab............................................................................................................................
Barney Frank style.
Woahohohoh fuck! I'm going to have nightmares about that picture for a week! Thanks a lot, man!
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