Monday, March 29, 2010

I wrote this joke

So Obama, sensing a need to eliminate Sarah Palin from the 2012 elections, sold Alaska back to Russia.

drum roll, please

16 comments:

Yukon Jack said...

For half the price Seward paid for it...

Schteveo said...

Alaska and Texas are thinking of seceding, and forming a new country.


I think they should call it Freedonia!!!

Pecos Bill said...

Freedonia is good.

How about just calling it 'Big'.

We'd have everything; salmon, halibut, and gold from the North, grapefruit, beef, and pecans from the South, and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of oil.

And half the worlds small arms.

Yukon Billy Jack said...

Throw in Mexicans and Eskimos we'd have...

DIVERSITY!

Drum Roll said...

Oh... yeah...

Click my drum roll!

Anonymous said...

Passover
PSALM 2010


Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....

And Obama was a tree.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

I'm 50 today, excited about it, and very happy to be alive!!!

(but bummed because a just saw a portion of Maobama's "education loan takeover" speech at a community college in Virginia which sounded like a big government giveaway and love-in).

BOW said...

Happy Bugday to you!

Spider said...

Well, Happy Birthday Lady-Bug, and many, many, more! I've heard it said that a woman is just starting to get good at 50. Is that true?


So, you think our fellow Americans assaulted us rectally when they elected the half-black Marxist in the WH? Here's what else they think, and would do, given the chance...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/
national/gay_ok_for_
president_2KtOhT9uEJXVog2PVPGmbI

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Spidey,
Regarding your article: They sure as hell didn't ask me!

To answer your question: Any woman age 50+ would tell you yes.

Schteveo said...

Cdash,
Congratulations!! Here's hoping you get a lot for your birthday!!

Schteveo said...

Presents!! A lot of presents!!

Combs Hair with Cactus said...

Schteveo -

I know Mr. Bug.

I have no doubt See Dash Bug will get more than she's bargained for.

Spider said...

"To answer your question: Any woman age 50+ would tell you yes."

That's not fair Lady-Bug, because generally, a woman over 50 will say yes to anything, except, turn the light on.;)

Svenska said...

Hey Spidie - I resemble that remark!

Happy B-Day C-Bug!

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Thanks everyone! Had a happy birthday! As for presents: Along with other things, I'm goin' on a cruise!