Late Night TV on Obama-isms: (borrowed from PIG)
Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Leno)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (O'Brien)
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser. (Leno)
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (Letterman)
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?A: America! (Fallon)
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers. (Kimmel)
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (Letterman)
Remember when the mostly Leftist late-night comedians started this kind of stuff with GWB? It started, and added to, a steady and growing stream of anti-Bush hatred that still hasn't stopped. Yes, the radical Left is none too happy with their perceived savior, simply because he's not radical enough for them, as if anyone could be. But when the TV clowns start throwing their pointed daggers, it usually means you're in big trouble. If i were president Karl Obummer, seeing this kind of stuff getting started wouldn't make me laugh. It would make me have sleepless nights and might even make me think of looking into another line of work. Now there's a thought worthy of "hope"...
12 comments:
Which worm? The one in the WH? Or one of the ones that lead the Houses of Congress?
Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit, it's a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see', you hit her with the shovel."
worms? we sent in St Patty to get rid of the snakes
Anon,
most Irish girls come from large families, she might have younger brothers. You just hit a nice girl with a shovel.
This interview between Brett Baier and your President is scary. I now truly believe this guy is insane.
Which one?
QUOTABLE QUOTES
"We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force."
– Ayn Rand, who saw it coming decades ago
As much as I disagree with the notion of the gov't taking over anything, it's the methods of circumventing WE THE PEOPLE which is perhaps the most troubling aspect of this administration
What Bill said, total ditto.
For me, the thing that's most troubling is that WE permit it to happen. You can't take advantage of people unless they let you.
But they have the guns
So do we!
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