A man was laying in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face when the nurse came in and asked if he needed anything. "Are my testicles black?" he says. The nurse is surprised, but looks under the sheet. "No, they look OK". The man says again "Are my testicles black?" The nurse looks again, moving his hospital gown for a better look. 'No" she says "they look fine." Again the man says "Are my testicles black"? This time the nurse pulls down the sheet, pulls up the hospital gown, grabs his testicles and lifts them so he can see and says "no - they're fine". At that point the man removes the mask and says "I want to know - are my test results back?"
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Hear that? I demand sex as a basic human right. And the government should provide it for me.
....What? No,no, no... the politicians, beaurocrats and IRS DON'T count for constantly screwing me.
How do you suppose he broke that topic with a nurse the first time?
"...Mr Van Wener, is there anything else you need before I go?"
"...WELL, I've got this itch...it's bad one...".
I'm hoping there's a happy ending to this situation, for the nurses, not the patients.
You mean government care will screw us?
Unfortunately, there's no personal gratification in the type of screwing we get.
Do you mean this is not covered by Medicare? And here i am looking forward to getting older!
I'll bet this particular nurse now knows why (and how) her colleagues were making more money than she was.
A man was laying in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask on his face when the nurse came in and asked if he needed anything.
"Are my testicles black?" he says.
The nurse is surprised, but looks under the sheet. "No, they look OK". The man says again "Are my testicles black?" The nurse looks again, moving his hospital gown for a better look. 'No" she says "they look fine." Again the man says "Are my testicles black"? This time the nurse pulls down the sheet, pulls up the hospital gown, grabs his testicles and lifts them so he can see and says "no - they're fine". At that point the man removes the mask and says "I want to know - are my test results back?"
Most funny!
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