Sunday, December 6, 2009

2 comments:

Spider said...

I wonder if she slept with Tiger Woods too. BTW, she's a p-i-g hog!

BOW said...

Speaking of Tiger Woods....

And here are the jokes, you knew they were coming.

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.



My favorite is: What do Tiger and Baby Seals have in common? They have both been clubbed by Scandinavians



And the winner is......

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5"