I'm trying to figure this out. And since the liberal mind doesn't resonate with mine, I can't even begin to wrap my brain around this.
So let me try to give you the elements that just don't come together, even in the simplest of terms.
1- They are about to increase the minimum wage from $7 and change to just under $10/ hr
2- There are no jobs even at $7 or so, not even at McDonald's
3- Happy meals are now being composed of apple slices with no toys
4- Medical and other benefits plus payroll taxes, insurance, etc, will cost $20-30/hr/employee.
5- apple pickers will receive amnesty so they won't pick apples below minimum wage and likely just add even more rolls to the free cheese crew.
6- So no one will even pick the apples, which instead of going to McDonald's you can still buy for about 1/2 buck or so in NYC (not much longer) soon to be $3-5 for an apple.
so my question is, once again:
WTF?
12 comments:
Apparently, you're not enlightened enough to understand the minds of the social engineers. It all makes perfect sense to them.
It's obvious. AS a rampant, idiot racist, you just don't get it!
BTFW,
did anyone hear that fat bastard Hoffa declare WAR on the Tea Party!? Why is it Democrats are ALWAYS doing that?
Declaring war on the guys with most of the guns seems both stupid and short sighted!
They do it because they know we're too soft to come back at them. Conservatives are too conservative, which is why we always lose!
Thanks To Obama:
Zero: The number of new jobs added in the month of August…
9.1%: The [official] unemployment rate for the month of August… From March 2009 (the month after the failed $1.2 trillion “stimulus” was signed) through August 2011, unemployment has averaged 9.4 percent. Prior to President Obama taking office, unemployment had not been above 9 percent in 28 years.
31: The number of consecutive months the unemployment rate has been at or above 8 percent — the level the president said unemployment would never reach if the “stimulus” was approved. …
13,967,000: The number of unemployed Americans looking for work in the month of August, an increase of 36,000…
2,431,000: The number of net jobs the economy has shed from February 2009 — when the Democrats’ “stimulus” was signed into law — through August 2011. …
45,183,931: The number of Americans receiving food stamps as of June 2011, only the second month in history with more than 45 million food stamp recipients. Today, 14.5 percent of Americans receive food stamps, an increase of 40 percent since President Obama took office.
The total cost for Obama’s “stimulus” will reach $821 billion per the Congressional Budget Office, plus at least $347 billion in interest for a grand total of $1,168,000,000,000.00 — a number too large even to comprehend. It is likely to bankrupt America, which in return for the money received essentially nothing.
In the grandest act of larceny in the history of the human race, liberal looters have stolen not only our money but our future.
A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK. Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
3 kids bragging:
1) my dad is so fast he can hit a baseball, run to the outfield & catch it!
2)my dad is so fast he can shoot a gun, run down range and hold up the target!
3)well my dad works for the government and he is so fast he gets off work at 4 and is home by 2!!
LOL!!! Well done!
It be duh Heeby Geeby MoFo TURD MUNKY we gots goin own obba der. ShoNuff.
I wonder if Missy's still married.
Anon,
that's just wrong!!!
Married, maybe. Still a virgin,definately.
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