Friday, July 12, 2013

Phriday Phunny! Saying goodbye to Mother...

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi, there would be drinking later. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. 

So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.  They're very close'.

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 

'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.


Spider said...

"According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy on American citizens, they feel they have to spy on FUTURE American citizens as well..." Leno

"President Obama's approval rating is down to 44 percent. You can tell Obama's getting desperate because today he gave a speech entitled "Hey, guys, the Twinkie is coming back next week..." Conan

DC Comics has released a new comic in which Superman kills someone. At the end of the comic book he's signed by the New England Patriots.

Detroit quarterback Matthew Stafford signed a new contract paying him $76 million. They're paying him $62 million just to live in Detroit.

Anonymous said...

How does a Hillbilly know when his sisters on the rag????????????????

W Clinton said...

Tastes blood on his fathers DICK.


Anonymous said...


Cowpill said...

Time for the black to riot.

Poots said...

I had a bout a half dozen 30 rnders loaded with 5.56 and took a stroll around Phoenix. Funny, nobody bothered me

Anonymous said...

Phoenix? No, it's the blacks that might riot, not the Mexicans.