25 years in the future, George Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin have, unfortunately, gone 'south' after dying together in a plane crash. But being the Hades of the 21st Century, Satan informs them that they can make phone calls home, but the price is VERY expensive and has to be paid by the living, to a group chosen by Satan.
Putin makes a call home and after 3 or 4 minutes, Satan grabs the phone and tells his family that they must pay the equivalent of $50,000 to the U.S. Republican Party!
Blair makes a call home, and after just 2 minutes Satan grabs the phone and tells his family that they must pay the equivalent of $500,000 to the French Communist Party!
Our old buddy GWB makes a call home, talks for a couple of hours, he talks so long they have to round up people for him to talk to, he finally gets tired and hangs up. Bush walks away, but Blair and Putin are screaming and yelling about how unfair it is to just LET Bush talk that long. But not charging him anything for ALL that time is more than they can take.
Satan chuckles, shuffles his feet, looks at Putin and Blair and tells them, "...listen, I feel sorry for the guy!"
Putin and Blair are SCREAMING and yelling about how crazy it is for THE DEVIL to feel sorry for Bush!
"OK, I get it,I'm the Devil, I'm supposed to be giving ALL of you 'hell' down here," Satan tells them, "...but in the 30 years that Obama has been running the U.S., he's blamed ALL of HIS screw ups on Bush, and it's so close to being Hell on Earth in the United States now, that it's just a local call."