Friday, August 9, 2013

Friday Funny(s)

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter,
then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape,
then why do the whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...


An element of non-verbal communication that is, as far as we can tell, one of the few gestures that needs no translation, no matter where it's deployed on this blue-green world in the boondocks of the Milky Way Galaxy...