Monday, September 23, 2013

Did anybody else get the E-mail below?

To Team,

I thought you might like to know some reasons why you are not getting enough Social Media and Organic search engine traffic for

1. Your website is not ranking top in Google organic searches for many competitive keyword phrases.

2. Your company is not doing well in most of the Social Media Websites.

3. Your site is not user friendly on mobile devices.

There are many additional improvements that could be made to your website, and if you would like to learn about them, and are curious to know what our working together would involve, then I would be glad to provide you with a detailed analysis in the form of a WEBSITE AUDIT REPORT for FREE.

Our clients consistently tell us that their customers find them because they are at the top of the Google search rankings. Being at the top left of Google (#1- #3 organic positions) is the best thing you can do for your company's website traffic and online reputation. You will be happy to know that, my team is willing to guarantee you 1st page Google ranking for most of your targeted keyword phrases in our six month ongoing campaign.

Sound interesting? Feel free to email us or alternatively you can provide me with your phone number and the best time to call you. I am also available to meet you in person and present you this website audit report.
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Best Regards,
Chloe Lee
Marketing Consultant
SEO Analyst

PS I: I am not spamming. I have studied your website and believe I can help with your business promotion. If you still want us to not contact you, you can ignore this email or ask to remove and I will not contact again.


I got this in my e-mail today, straight in, not in my Spam Folder.  I was wondering who else got tagged.



alan said...

not I, said the quiet guy.

But then again, I don't use the email that I originally used to log in to the site. It might have gone there, and then BLAM...Ms Chloe got the dysfunctional email message. hee hee hee.

Viagra O' Cialis said...

website dysfunction?

did she send nekkid pictures too?

it could be she doesn't arouse the locals

Spider said...

I have a gook-blocker on my email so i didn't get it. Maybe she knows you are the impotent guy here. Oops, i mean important.

Anonymous said...

Fuck 'em. We like being alone.

Cowpill said...

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Curly Q Howard said...

yea I read it..... five times and I still don't get it