Saturday, February 25, 2012

If THIS story doesn't make you believe in God, divine retribution, and Muhammed as a false prophet...

This, for me, may be the story of the Century!
With a police officer wounded and the presidential palace breached, the Pakistani capital has launched a fresh offensive against a uniquely feared enemy in the Muslim country — the city's ever expanding population of wild boar.

Each night, packs of the hairy beasts emerge from Islamabad's river beds, parks and scrub land to rifle through the overflowing rubbish bins of its mostly wealthy residents and growing number of restaurants.

City authorities are laying poison and have announced free hunting permits to cull the wild pigs' numbers. But to make sure residents don't get caught in the crossfire, they only allow shotguns. There have been few takers. Hunters are wary of getting arrested by the police, or even worse — getting mistaken for a terrorist.

The animals can weigh up to 180 to 220 pounds (80 kilograms to 100 kilograms) and have razor sharp teeth. Adult males come armed with upward curving tusks. While they scurry off at the site of humans, they charge when cornered, alarmed or wounded and are a major cause of traffic accidents in the city.

The latest chapter of man versus hog played out in a city center police station last week.

"Someone shouted 'watch your back' but before I could look round the animal had hit me," said Sajjad Hussain, who was on duty when the animal slipped in past the high, razor wire-topped blast walls after guards opened the gates to let in a car.

Now I ask you, how funny is this?
The guys who think pork is nasty and shouldn't be eaten, who kill everything in sight that's non-Islamic and 'nasty' are being over run by PIGS?! You want to really drive them nuts? Tell them it's a delivery of wild pigs the Israelis wanted to get OUT of Israel. They dropped them in by parachute. Or in this case, pigrachutes.
I'm betting 4 or 5 guys from Arkansas and Oklahoma could fix this over a long weekend. If they can have time off, on Sunday afternoon, for the race, obviously.


Spider said...

Perhaps God, (the real God, not some bearded child molester) has sent one of the things they hate most to destroy them. And, if God could see His way clear and get rid of the Marxist Mooselamb in the Oval Office, He could then sit back and let the Marines show the hogs how it's really done.

These towelheads are lucky they're not down in southern Mexas where wild hogs can run 400 and 500 lbs!

Schteveo said...


They need to hire that crazy SOB from TX, with the good looking daughter. Of course he'd probably piss them off letting his daughter run around, with her boobs about to pop out of her cowgirl shirt!

Suddenly, I want bacon...

Anonymous said...

Bacon? I'd rather have her bra!

srk said...

Bacon and bra busting beauties is a start to a fine day, bring me the Breakfast of Champions, with 3 olives

BOW said...

why does blogger look a bit messed up?