That's right. Tonight, you and your loved ones can go to sleep feeling safe and secure, thanks to Butch Napilitano and her Dept. of Homeland Stupidity. And just what amazing feat did they accomplish to make us all safer, you ask? Well, DHS, with all their guns, dogs, drones, Billions in tax payer money to use, and God only knows what else, managed to stop ten thousand "dangerous" hair dryers from entering the country! There, don't you feel safer already?
What's that you say? What about the thousands of illegals who entered the country yesterday, or the thousands of tons of illegal drugs that came into the country yesterday? Hey, Butch obviously has priorities, meaning all that other junk will have to wait. Do you realize how many women would have been in danger from these hair dryers? What are you, anti-women or something?