Now that's REALLY funny! LMAO!!!
I hate rapping. It's monotonous, repetitive and filled with obscenity. Not to mention the misogynistic, murderous, drug addled, cop killing BS they all rap about.Rapping is NOT music!
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses:When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then."The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech..."
Rap music is an oxymoron.
Despite a college degree and top graduation honors you're stuck in a loser job. Whose fault is it?a) Your best friend Tina who swore that a degree in sociology was the fast track to success?b) Your parents who should have tried a lot harder to keep you from hanging out with a tramp like Tina?c) Secondhand smoke from all those dives Tina dragged you into clouded your judgement?d) WalMart, because that human resources bitch laughed when you told her about your Sociology degree?
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