I know it's Monday. If you're Sheldon Cooper or such, don't read it....
I decided to have my colonoscopy carried out while
visiting friends in
San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are
allegedly much more gentle
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the
gorgeous nurse began my
"Don't worry, at this
stage of the procedure it's quite normal to
get an erection," the nurse
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't get a colonoscopy in San