Friday, May 21, 2010

BONZAI, Mate!!

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Australians, Ninjas, Foreign Exchange Students and the ass whipping of the Century!! All in one story.
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Three criminal assailants’ assault and mugging of a 27-year old German exchange student on the streets of Sydney were interrupted by a band of ninja, leading to the arrest of two of the attackers.
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Three suspects identified a target on the Sydney train traveling late at night and expressed their desire for him to forfeit his wallet and mobile telephone. After he refused they lurked off until a more opportune moment when their victim found himself in a dark alley.
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But luck was not smiling on the marauders that night, they must have instantly realised when 5 black-clad agile warriors suddenly appeared in aggressive attack stance. .
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The 5 ninja were students and master of the adjacent Ninja Senshi Ryu School, a learning centre for those seeking knowledge of the Japanese martial arts used by the Shinobi (ninjas) and known throughout history, mythology and various films as Ninjitsu.

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Hollywood should make this into a movie.
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Schteveo

2 comments:

Spider said...

There really is justice in the world, albeit rare.

Spot On said...

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A liberal will give a pedophile Viagra

A conservative will give someone who is in desperate need his or her last dollar.
A liberal will give your last dollar to aids awareness after giving the rest of your dollars to the public employee unions.

A conservative will try to keep his car in good running condition.
A poor liberal will drive his, hers, or it’s ’62 VW microbus 2,500 miles spewing carbon monoxide and leaking oil the whole way to Earth Day where he, she, or it will decry your carbon footprint.
A rich liberal will fly there in a private jet.

A conservative will execute a mass murderer.
A liberal will condemn you for that execution as soon as their late term abortion is done.

A conservative will bring back a case of empties when he buys the next case.
A liberal will spend $5 recycling a $0.10 bag.

A conservative will vote against anyone, Republican or Democrat, who commits a serious crime.
A liberal will vote against anyone who is a Republican.