Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation=
8 comments:
LOL!!!
Yep. I'd worry if I were you! LOL!
I just pee'd in my recliner!!!
That has to be a joke, nobody but Anon is that stupid......oooooo
That has to be a joke, nobody but Anon is that stupid......oooooo
as reported in the NY Times
Zounds like dey AWL beez Obammer 'supporters' (ain't dat anudder wurd fur Jock Shtrap?)
klick my name and check it out.
Bet 80% of these are going to musilms that live by airports
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