Thursday, June 24, 2010

Who'd A Thunk It?

So, is fat Algore a sexual predator? Our fat Al? Just last week we learned that he was sleeping with the wife of Larry David, the Hollywood commie and EnviroNazi who created the Jerry Sienfeld show. Now a massage therapist? No wonder he thinks the planet's getting hotter.

I can't say this latest accusation surprises me much. He seems like a guy who truly believes the entire world should be bowing to him. On the other hand, he's a phony, cardboard cut-out with the personality of a shoelace! Are some women really that desperate? I would think that just the thought of having this fat pig on top of her would make any woman throw up! Before this is over, even though the MSM is bending over backwards to cover it up, i'm sure he'll blame it all on people who drive SUV's, and who hate the planet so much that they still use regular light bulbs...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

More.

http://mobile.oregonlive.com/advorg/pm_29233
/contentdetail.htm;jsessionid
=C0DCE5C1BC45E79D58D416B9514149B9?contentguid=2tzh3H1z

Anonymous said...

And more.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years
/2010/0624101gore1.html

Jimbo said...

You demean shoelaces with such a comparison.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

The commie did but the massage therapist didn't want that fat pig on top of her! She "told police of her terror"! Poor thing. I bet she threw up a little in her mouth.

Schteveo said...

When the accusations come in staccato manner, JUST after a "revelation" that can't be proved, I doubt it with the rest of the MSM hype I see daily. Besides, who cares?

It's Al Gore.

Smiley said...

A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady'.

' Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankya, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'

'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit...'

Hillery Clunton said...

Glad he loint sumtin frum Der ShlickMeister/

Next ya'll see him doin Tippster

Anonymous said...

Uh oh, looks like Al may have a problem.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/al_gore
_sex_investigation_to_be_lssKZHBolEjwDpbrWn1BBN