Friday, January 6, 2012

What-A-Guy!

While the American people have allowed themselves to be anesthetized by the MSM, Mullah Obummer has made "historic firsts"...

Yes, he's historic, alright.•
First President to Preside Over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the United States Government

First President to Violate the War Powers Act

First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels

First President to issue an unlawful "recess-appointment" while the U.S. Senate remained in session (against the advice of his own Justice Department).•

First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

First President to halt deportations of illegal aliens and grant them work permits, a form of stealth amnesty roughly equivalent to "The DREAM Act", which could not pass Congress•

First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party

First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

First President to sue states for requiring valid IDs to vote, even though the same administration requires valid IDs to travel by air•

First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters

First President to sign into law a bill that permits the government to "hold anyone suspected of being associated with terrorism indefinitely, without any form of due process. No indictment. No judge or jury. No evidence. No trial. Just an indefinite jail sentence."•

First President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act Through Executive Fiat

First President to Threaten Insurance Companies After They Publicly Spoke out on How Obamacare Helped Cause their Rate Increases

First President to Threaten an Auto Company (Ford) After It Publicly Mocked Bailouts of GM and Chrysler

First President to "Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the U.S., Including Those With Criminal Convictions"•

First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees

First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into Space.•

First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places

First President to Have a Law Signed By an 'Auto-pen' Without Being "Present"

First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

First President to refuse to comply with a House Oversight Committee subpoena.•

First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc.)

First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago

First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

First President to allow Mexican police to conduct law enforcement activities on American soil

First President to Golf 90 or More Times in His First Three Years in Office.


Courtesy of Brother Poots...

7 comments:

UMGOWIE CheetahPoot said...

Have to add:

First to marry and mate with something that close to the base of the Primate Tree.

Anonymous said...

Primates don't have ass's that big.

Schteveo said...

I don't get why nobody calls him out on it. If even half that stuff is true, he's eligible for jail time. But the party on the right simply play by different rules than the rest of the world.

They seem to be using the Gentlemanly thinking of the Marques of Queensbury type fight, when the world has moved on to nuke-ya-lar weapons and bomb jackets. There is such a thing as being too nice.

And as MUCH as I hate to say it, Obama is looking better all the time for re-election. Mostly because those on the Right are dumber than the crazy people who voted for Obama the first time.

I guess that insults the Obama voters though, comparing them with the majority of Republican dolts. But then again, Oh Well!

Same advice now I've been giving for several years. Buy more beans and bullets, it's my plan.

Suck My Macaque said...

@anon:

As a student of anthropology I respectfully disagree. Many female apes during estrous (the fertile part of the cycle) exhibit a reddening and swelling of the iscial callosities to signal to and attract a mate.

Click my Macaque

Anybody But Poots said...

Mac, ... FerChrisSake
Turn her over, yer lookin at her lips!

Spider said...

Steve, "even if half that stuff is true"? Which one of those points do you feel is not factual?

As for the Right, i agree with you completely. As i've said many times, the biggest problem with Conservatives is that they're, well, too conservative. I won't even mention the Republican Party. Their weakness disgusts me.

The "only way" to fight the Left with any hope of winning is to use their tacitcs against them. That means, take the gloves off, something that neither Republicans or Conservatives seem to have the stomach for. The result? Another four years of Obamunism. And, if you thought the first four were bad, just wait and see what he does when he knows he's got nothing to lose.

BOW said...

Precisely, my dear arachnid