Monday, February 13, 2012

Ten interesting questions:


This is a fun quiz. Listed below are 10 direct quotes. You have to guess which American politician said it. Your four choices are:

1. Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
2. Former Vice President Dan Quayle
3. President Barack Obama
4. Former President George W. Bush

Ready? Here we go!

1) "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush


2) "I've now been in 57 states I think one left to go."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

3) "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

4) "What they'll say is, 'Well it costs too much money,' but you know what? It would cost, about. It would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would
cost for about hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

5) "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

6) "I bowled a 129. It's like - it was like the Special Olympics, or something."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

7) "Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult
questions of our time."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

8) "Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

9) "It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush

10) "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. George W. Bush


Sorry…trick quiz. Each of these quotes are directly from the same person - President Barack Obama. Now, you know why he takes his TelePrompTer with him everywhere he goes...even when talking to a 6th grade class.
Meanwhile, some members of the media continue to insist he is the ‘smartest man ever elected to the presidency.’



8 comments:

Spider said...

LOL! And they call Joe Biden stupid. Well, he is, but at least he knows it. Nice job Bill...

BOW said...

Subject: BEST DEAR ABBY YET!!



Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. �He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. �He says he pays the minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.� The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. �He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost

Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for another year!

Signed,
Abby

CenTexTim said...

BOW +1

MSM -1

Munkey Turd said...

Turd Munkey:

+$5,000,000,000,000 and counting..

Schteveo said...

BOW,
that's good one friend Billy O, very good. I'm sending that one to all my friends.


OMG, I just had THE MOST horrible mental image.

Big ears is on top of that big assed babe of his and he says,
.
.
"...oh baby I'm gonna tear you up tonight, here's what I'm gonna...gonna, I'll uh, uh, I'll tell ya what I'M gonna do...to...you...(that friggin t-prompter goes out at all the wrong times..damnit!)
.
.
I may never think of sex again! I just puked a lot in the back of my mouth.

Spider said...

LOL!! Hey, you guys are gettin good at this! (LOL) Maybe we should take this act on the road.

Schteveo said...

Yeah, just imagine how many places would book a Politically Charged Right-Wing Leaning (not bashing) Comedy Ensemble.

There's my house, Spider's, Bill O Writes', and the ever popular Pootsvillle, AZ Beer and Wing Pub and Gun Club.

We might get a gig opening for GB on his comedy tour. But we're headliner material BABY!

Spider said...

Don't laugh. People are getting very rich today do things that are a lot dumber.