Thursday, July 19, 2012

Firmwood Tonight!

If you get this reference, you're old too!  I'm not a Hollywood gossip follower, but the joke was just hanging out there, so grabbed it.

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater
According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand. 
Seriously, this clown couldn't afford a DVD player, or a hooker, or a hotel room with porn access?  I'm not a well known actor and I could afford that stuff!  I feel sorry for this stiff!


blue said... 'nuff said

alan said...

must be the thrill of being seen in public partaking of such entertainment,......

Then when that dopamine high isn't good enough, you attempt to participate in the action in your own little way.

A continuous slide down depravity hill.

Schteveo said...

But alan, you'd think he could afford more private perversions.

Trinity said...

Michael C Hall was nominated for an Emmy for his roll in DEXTER.


Spider said...

I wonder if our twisted and wide-open society would still consider his behavior as "abnormal"? Most likely, his shrink and/or lawyer will simply label this as some kind of "syndrome", perhaps caused by the lack of applause and attention he was used to getting.

As was always the case, the very best "cure" for a perv is 6 months in jail. That way, i assure you, the other inmates will definitley "cure" him.

Cowpill said...

I think he had the problem "well in hand".

Schteveo said...

He'll check in for Sex Rehab, pay a $500 fine and do 250 hrs community service.

If it was ME or you, we'd be in jail a year, and come out with a Sex Offender Dog Tag for life.

Peewee Herman said...

Been there, done that

Lost his marbles said...

Why was he there? It takes a village