If you get this reference, you're old too! I'm not a Hollywood gossip follower, but the joke was just hanging out there, so grabbed it.
Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last
night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down
in an adult movie theater
According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers
went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old
"Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis
exposed and in his hand.
Seriously, this clown couldn't afford a DVD player, or a hooker, or a hotel room with porn access? I'm not a well known actor and I could afford that stuff! I feel sorry for this stiff!