Tuesday, July 24, 2012

This isn't a bhaaaad idea!

So people in Oregon were reporting someone dressed up like a goat, crawling on all fours, among flocks of wild goats.  Well, he's called 'officials' to explain himself.

Official: 'Goat man' in Utah mountains is hunter

State wildlife officials have identified the man who has been spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.

The man told Douglass he was preparing for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year and testing a goat suit. Douglass says the hunter came to Utah because he heard it was easier to get near goats for training.
The article leaves out the hunters name.  But I think we all know his name.


Spider said...

Now ya see, if that guy had instead been walking down a street in Manhattan dressed that way, no one would've noticed him.

Anonymous said...

If he wanted to blend in with all the libs in Manhattan he would need to wear a sheep suit.

Anonymous said...

Some Southern Fried Humor

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said: "You graduated from the University of Tennessee , and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied: "Everything but my earrings."

A senior at LSU was overheard saying . . . "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana "

When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked: "Got any I.D.?"

The driver replied: "Bout whut?"

Schteveo said...

you don't have the number for the golf course on you, do you?

On the road Poots said...

Bend over and spread'm. Cause here comes my Baaaaaaaa-Let.

Sitting here in the Burbank CA . MARRIOTT.
Contemplating why it costs $17 a night to park your car at the hotel you are staying at.
If you think CA sucks, you are right. Time to cut out loose. Catch you all later if and when I get back after problem solved

Spider said...

Hey brother Poots, can't you rig some of those Tomahawks to hit Mexifornia? Can you think of a better test site?