Friday, August 3, 2012

Friday Funnies

So...Snorpht walks into a gay bar..
Wait a second. He said he was in a bar in California filled with liberals...
As I was saying, Snorpht walks into a gay bar!


alan said...

amazing how sometimes something so simple can brighten your day.

alan said...

amazing how sometimes something so simple can brighten your day.

Spider said...

Hey brother Poots, if you are out there, and in that bar, be REAL careful if someone walks up to you and says, "may i push your stool in". Ouch!!

Anonymous said...

Since we're in the middle of the Olympics, here are the top 9 comments made by NBC sports commentators (on-air) during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they'd like "very much" to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Poot Bar CA said...

Fuk NannerMous and you guys think hanging in an Arcadia bar with wimmen dat don't shave (anything) is weird?
Fuk,in CA that's as good as it gets.

I will have a real report of the insanely liberal media in CA when I get bak frumnext time (wed & th) next week.

U wont bee-leeve what they are fed. It's really probably not the average persons fault. It's just what they are exposed to 24/7 in the media.

OK super busy,so................................................................EAT ME

Schteveo said...

go out via San Diego, talk to some real people, they do exist in SoCal.

stinkinrottenkid said...

I don't know how well Poots speaks spanish.

The beard should be a dead giveaway. Just don't fall for the lines like "would you like to hug a tree? I got a redwood I'd like to show you out back"

Hey. How do you get 4 gays to sit on a barstool? Turn it over.

Schteveo said...

...I realize we're getting older, but that LAST joke is seriously prehistoric!

Senor Poots said...


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