Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Friday Funnies, On Tuesday

Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from school today. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day Jenny came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."


Schteveo said...


srk said...

A re"tooling" of an old joke about 4th grade Leroy and his large member

Anonymous said...

Dr. Wet-Blanket.

Pink Pooter Shooter said...

Yo, Just bought a Walther P22 in Pink WildBerry for the kid. Special order - gets here in a week. Will surprise her at X-Mas.

Dis Little girl gonna have a Cow.

Anonymous said...

Now that's a nice daddy.

Pooter Shooter said...

Well I figure that done day I'll be older and maybe not so fast and accurate with my Glock. Figure out having a back up might not be s bad idea. I'll be loading up my desert fast draw and multiple hit targets into the jeep pretty soon and start that little girls training. Already got a holster coming for her.

Spider said...

Sounds like she's off to a great start.

pink Pooter Shooter said...

Need to get her a holster by xmas. I have a feeling well be out on the desert that afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Two Friends in Heaven

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd both still be alive.