merry xmas


1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, 
You may be a Muslim. 

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim. 

3. If you have more wives than teeth, 
You may be a Muslim. 

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, 
You may be a Muslim. 

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. 
You may be a Muslim 

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, 
You may be a Muslim. 

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, 
You may be a Muslim. 

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, 
You may be a Muslim. 

10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it, 
You may be a Muslim.