Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Ted Nugent for Emperor of the World!

The U.S. Secret Service is investigating faded '70s rock star Ted Nugent for his recent insistence he'll be "dead or in jail" in a year's time if President Barack Obama is re-elected in November.

At a convention of the National Rifle Association over the weekend, the longtime gun advocate compared Obama and the Democrats to a coyote who should be shot.

"It isn't the enemy that ruined America," he said as he reaffirmed his endorsement of Republican front-runner Mitt Romney.

"It's good people who bent over and let the enemy in. If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him."

He accused the Obama administration of being "evil" and "America-hating."

"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said angrily. "We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November."

He then told his audience of proud gun-owners that if they failed to "clean house in this vile, evil, America-hating administration, I don't even know what you're made out of."

The Secret Service says it's aware of the weekend remarks and is looking into them. It's illegal in the United States to threaten the commander-in-chief.

But wait just a chicken picken minute! Why is it against the law and not nice to 'threaten' Obumble, but it as just fine to do that when GWB, GWHB, and Reagan were in office? Oh, for just a second I forgot who runs the media.

And since when is Uncle Ted a 'faded' rock star?


Anonymous said...

So who deleted all the comments?

Goober said...

Ted is more of a rock star now than he ever was when he was actually a real, honest to god rock star. If you know what I mean.

That being said, this violent rhetoric bit is getting a little old, and does nothing but give the lefties ammunition to use against us evil violent reich wingers. It really needs to stop.