This morning I lucked out and was able to barter some stuff I didn't need, for several cases of ammunition I do need, from a guy I know. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up at the next pump.
She looked at the cases in the back of my pick up and said in a real sexy voice,
"Where did you find AMMO?!"
I told her I'd bartered for it with a buddy, she said,
"I'm a big believer in bartering. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds, realized my wife would understand me doing some more 'bartering' and asked,
"...depends on what kinda ammo ya' got?"