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IRONY ALERT is set to ORANGE!!!
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Today is the first day of Spring. To the uninitiated, that means our annual bout of global warming is about to occur. I predict, with scientific records as my basis, that short term global warming will ramp up sharply, and reach a peak in late July to mid-August. Then, it will turn back and get cold again. That's my global warming update. Personally, I think the whole other kind of global warming is bunk.
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But what if you are a scientist? A person dedicated to saving the Earth from the ravages of mankind? Or better still, part of a team of scientists trying to find absolute proof that global warming exists. Then you could find a solution, right?
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Well, you might be able to find that proof, if only you weren't stuck near the North Pole, low on supplies, freezing your ass off with no help in sight because of the weather being TOO COLD!!!!
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Three global warming researchers stranded in the North Pole.
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I don't want to see anyone hurt, but global warming alarmists, trapped at the North Pole, by cold weather, is just too, damn, funny.
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Schteveo thinks the MSM is Irony Challenged
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Tell them not to worry. Change is coming
“We’re hungry, the cold is relentless, our sleeping bags are full of ice,” expedition leader Pen Hadow said in e-mailed statement. “Waiting is almost the worst part of an expedition as we’re in the lap of the weather gods.”
Al Gore is a weather god????
The global warming scam will stop when the federal grants stop. Unfortunately, that may not be for a long time since yo president, Mr Obummer has allocated about $50+ BILLION for "research". Remember that secret meeting president Obimmer had with fat Algore a few months ago? It was reported that fat Al came out of that meeting with an erection. Now you know why...... Hey, i'm just the messenger.
Ha! VERY ironic and witty commentary, Steve. Wonder why HLF hasn't had anything to say lately?
I wonder if "Irony" has ever been used as a cause of death.
Is is Darwin Award season already?
This has happened several times now. THere was a kayaking expedition bond for the north pole, as they were told that 2008 would be the first year without ice at the north pole. They left Sweden, and made it 60 miles before they got frozen in. One of them was recorded as saying he couldn't understand where all the ice came from.
It is amazing to me how these people see propaganda as reality, and reality as an absolute surprise once they get there. The north pole wasn't even remotely close to being "ice free" in 2008. However, they will keep going up there to look at how warm and ice-free it is, and end up freezing their asses off, trapped in ice.
And I'll keep laughing until one of them gets hurt, too (once someone gets hurt, it won't really be funny anymore, just really sad).
Nobody seems to mention the fact that there are over a thousand active volcanoes under the Acrtic ice. That probably has a little more to do with the ice melting than Global Warming.
One volcano can spew more "greenhouse gases" in a week than all the cars in America can spit out in 5 years.
The UN should outlaw all future volcanic eruptions.
Abu: I mentioed that many months ago, b4 you arrive. Nice of you to pick it up independently
We need to stop building greenhouses
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