Thursday, March 19, 2009

Yet Another Dumb NJ Law

Well Bloombergers, Jersians will always be competing with you for dumb laws. Here is our latest salvo...

Wax my link

Love Always
Missy

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

And the state is to determine where the "legs" end? I always figured when you reached the "Y"

Anonymous said...

So - I won't go to Jersey to get waxed....anywhere.

Schteveo said...

OK, let's follow this to the liberal limit...


BUT IF WE (sniffle) STOP LEGAL BRAZILLION (sniffle) WAXING...IT MEANS WOMEN WILL JUST GO TO (sniffle) BACK ALLEY WAXING PARLORS (sniffle, sniffle, SNORT, whine) BACK ALLEY WAXING PARLORS RUN BY (crying, whining, sniffling) UNLICENSED PRACTIONERS...WOMEN SHOULD HAVE CONTROL OF THEIR OWN (boo hoo hoo) BODIES



How is this any different than women demanding bodily rights to get abortions?

Anonymous said...

I think you've got something there Scheveo!

I'm moving to Jersey to open the first illegal waxing parlor!

I've heard that Jersey girls look like they have Osama bi Laden in a leg lock if they don't get waxed. I should be plenty busy!

Anonymous said...

You note there's no such thing as French Waxing Parlors.

Anonymous said...

There once was a girl named Louise
Who had %*$$4 hair down to her knees
The crabs in her !&@!
Tied the hairs in a knot
And swung from a flying trapeze

I thought this site has no censorship

Spider said...

Have you ever seen a beautiful rain forest after it's been deforested? Ugly. Have you ever been served a truly elegant meal without any garnishing? Incomplete and ugly.

Anonymous said...

And the German Girls are Beautiful as well!