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Yesterday, as it turns out, WAS the birthday of one of America's Greatest Heroes.
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris.
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Chuck was 69 years old, AS IF!! Chuck Norris can damn well pick his own age and we ALL know it. To prove it, read THIS or THIS.
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Schteveo knows good acting when he sees it
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Schetevo like Barney Rubble too
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Go here http://roflrazzi.com/?s=norris for an lol ode to Chuck Norris.
Who knew Chuck was his own country? I'm surprised he's not pushing to be his own continent.
That seems to be more his speed. Think big. It could be called Chucklandia. Or Norrisia.
We are not a democratic republic, we are a Chucktatorship.
A C- actor with a K-Mart wig.
But Bruce you died!! Chuck can't die, ever and here's why.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
You know, Chuck has a weekly column at WorldNetDaily.com.
He's got a conserative Christian opinion and he's not afraid to use it.
OT:
Subject: Brazilian
The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise!
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