Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Dog is NOT for sale.!

GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog. This is the dog, for those out of the loop, that mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall.
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Then mauled 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts.
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On Election Day, he mauled 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts.
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Since then he has mauled, in order, 2 gangsta rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
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FOR THE LAST TIME....... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!
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Schteveo

6 comments:

Cowpill said...

Good Dog!

srk said...

Can I rent him?

Spider said...

Can i get any pups he may sire?

Snorpht hates Cats, but LOVES Pussy said...

CowPillow

Should say "Free Lunch".

srk said...

loves dog and cats and nymphomaniacs - hates people

Schteveo said...

I do have another dog for sale. He has one eye, one ear has been chewed off, he only has three legs, and his tail has been broken. Recently had him neutered, answers to the name “Lucky.”