The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The Marines
5 comments:
LMAO!! I LOVE it!
Didn't they think up an anal implant that works well too?
Yes, and it's powered by the same .50 cal device.
Hope y'all have a very Happy Thanksgiving!! ;)
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"We used to pay farmers not to grow crops. Let's pay congressmen to stay out of Washington, D.C. Mark Twain said that our liberty, our wallets were safest when the legislature's not in session. Make them part-time, give them term limits. Don’t let them become lobbyists. When they have to live under the same rules and laws they pass for the rest of us, maybe you’d see some more common sense coming out of Washington, D.C."
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This is really weird. I posted an article this morning, and it's not here!! Are we being edited? WOW! Really creepy!
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