I was eating breakfast with my 8-year-old Grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?".
Without skipping a beat he said "It's President's Day!".
He's a smart kid. So I asked him "What does President's Day mean?".
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the
White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose! And who knew Coffee Mate creamer 'smelled' like that?