RICH WIFE FOUND IN ALASKA!
The day after her husband disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage woman answered her door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband," said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens asked.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the tearful Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!," said Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five-pound King crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to him, and by Alaska Laws and common decency, we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper smiled and said, "We're gonna pull him up again tomorrow!"