Friday, February 1, 2013

Friday Funny


The day after her husband disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage woman answered her door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband," said one of the troopers. 

"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens asked.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the tearful Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in Kachemak Bay ."

"Oh my God!," said Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five-pound King crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to him, and by Alaska Laws and common decency, we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The trooper smiled and said, "We're gonna pull him up again tomorrow!"



Schteveo said...

Aw, c'mon sour pusses! This is FUNNY!!!

Cowpill said...

I stole it!

Mr Krabs said...

Way I heard it was he already had come home with the crabs, and thats how he ended up dead in the ocean. Wife kilt him.

Schteveo said...

I'll take 2 crabby patties and large side of kelp....

SpongeSnorpht SquarePoots said...

That's a side of Coral Bits and a Kelp Shake.

PooterShooter said...

And that girly picture of.the Foisht Coon, has anyone, anyone fucking EVER seen a non black powder gun of any kind make that much fukkin smoke? And what's that secondary puff coming out going in the other direction? The second that lying cocksucker said it wasn't photo shopped I knew it was.

Schteveo said...

it doesn't like like a skeet gun either. And WTF was he shooting at? What was the skeet doing, rolling on the ground?

And it took the WH photog a WEEK to find a pic of Obumble shooting according to the reports. If Mr Photo Op does as much shooting as he said he does, why is there only ONE picture?

It's all BS, that's why.

Spider said...

Did anyone think it would be a real pic? And brother Poots brings up a very good point that the media maggotts missed. What's with all the smoke? I shot skeet for years and never saw that much smoke coming from my Remington 1100.

That pic, like his entire life, is a scam and a lie. But it does show one thing. That being, how very little respect they have for the American people, knowing that their MSM can con the people into believing anything.

Spider said...

P.S. .... I listed a joke here yesterday and now it's gone! WTF is going on?

Poots Again said...

Again, what is that puff coming out the middle of the barrel going upwards. Also, that was supposed ot be at Camp David I think they said 3 months ago, maybe 4. With all the leaves still on the trees? Fuk Me!

Trees were bare there since early Sept.

Poots just got back from Rio Salado Sportsmans Club(check out the website) shooting Tuesday Nite Steels (search Utube). Gotta get in what I can till it starts getting over 110. Rob Leatham was there like usual (Wiki Rob). I shot pretty well considering I haven't for a few months,(been indoors with my carry gun(Kahr CW45) getting a little better with that..

So in honor of Heidi's return:

EAT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!