So, today is March 1st, AND Friday. Which sent me looking for a Friday Funny, until two, not one mind you, but two of my local TV weather guys made the old, "...comes in like a Lion...", reference. So, i honor of March 1st, Friday Funnies and SNL, ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a classic SNL John Belushi bit...
March true to form has come in like a lion, and hopefully will go out
like a lamb. At least that's how March works here in the United States.
But did you know that March behaves differently in other countries? In Norway, for example...HIT THE LINK, John tells it better than I do!
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Schteveo
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"A man walked into the election office, and said to the receptionist:
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent Candidate."
The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''
He was filling the form until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?'' So he asked the receptionist, "Is that question necessary?"
She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible."
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?
She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."
If that's the case, I know why we've never had a Jewish POTUS!!!
But there are a lot of Jewish Pols, I am confused!
Anon,
I don't think you intentionally Commented a bunch of links to buy Louis Vuitton CRAP, so I deleted it!
oh well
Bill,
I'm sorry, do you need some LV luggage? I figured anyone in NYC can get knock off luggage at any street market on any weekend, for WAY less than knock offs online!
Not the luggage. I can't be POTUS
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes, "Hello toes.", he said, "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie, you little Prick. Just think, if you were alive today, you'd be 92...
Poor Willie, may rest, thinking of a piece!
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