Thursday, December 9, 2010

Smartest Prinipal in America

Did HE do THAAATT!!?? Yes he did Steve.
Threat of 'Urkel' solves sagging pants problem
A middle school in Tennessee has had enough with the saggy drawers. Teachers there are telling kids with baggy pants to pull them up, or get "Urkeled."

Westside Middle School Principal Bobby White tells TV station WMC the idea is to fight pop culture with pop culture. If boys emulate rappers by letting their pants droop, teachers cinch up their pants using zip ties - sometimes to their armpits.

"Everybody who possibly needed to be Urkeled, they were Urkeled," White said. .
The new policy seems to be working at Westside. Teacher Shaka Greene 'Urkeled' up to 80 students a week when the policy first took effect. After five weeks, that number was down to 18 - an 80 percent drop.

This is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks and it's way over do.


Spider said...

Very refreshing and long overdue, but you forgot to mention the fact that the principle, and his staff, are all black, which is the only reason they got away with this.

Anonymous said...

You have to be careful of political correctness this time of the year. You can’t call them “Santa’s elves” anymore. They’re “undocumented little people.”

President Obama’s pledge to have the most transparent administration in history has come true. Thanks to WikiLeaks.

Schteveo said...

The whole pants hanging thing blows my mind. I get that I'm an old fart, but WHY would you want your effing skivvies hanging out?

Obama should be transparent, as in, not able to see him any more!.

Well, Hell just froze over said...

I actually agreed today with a democrat.

Yes, fuck off you muslim marxist illegal dildo sukkin shit wad.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I just had one........