Thursday, June 21, 2012

Let 'em Eat Cake

Yesterday, it was 102 degrees in NYC. And with the high humidity, it felt like 122. Today, they're saying it's going even higher. I've spent many July's in southern FL., and it almost never gets this hot or uncomfortable.

Unfortunately, for NYC kids, they still have to attend the city's indoctrination centers. (ie: public schools) They have a couple of weeks left. Right now, they're busy taking exams to see if they know their rights when caught with an illegal gun, and also how to reach their lawyers when they get arrested. Most do. But those poor kids are sitting in classrooms that are a lot hotter than the 102 that's outside. According to NYC's Dept. of Education, only 64% of our schools have air conditioning. Of course, 100% of the teachers lounges have AC. The city did not make public the number of kids, if any, who were overcome by the heat yesterday. That wouldn't make for good PR for the limp-wristed little tyrant who runs NYC.

You see, His Majesty Bloomberg doesn't really care if the kids are dropping dead from the heat. But, let just one of those kids reach for a cold soda to cool off, and His Majesty would unleash his Gestapo. I'd be willing to bet the AC was blowing real cold in all of His Majesty's "11" homes, and also on his private 727. I also know for a fact that in His Majesty's City Hall office, you could hang meat on a day like this. Apparently, this is what socialists mean by, equality...

13 comments:

Pool Side Poots said...

It's down to 109 today from 112 yesterday. Back to 111 tomorrow. Finally, summer is here.

Anonymous said...

Let him eat cock

Schteveo said...

Poots,
it doesn't count because it's a dry heat! (I'm shaking my head at the number of times I've heard non-desert savvy idiots say such things)

If a cock ate you Anon, it would be cannibalism. A cock eating a dick I mean, would be obvious cannibalism.

srk said...

A cock is a rooster. And roosters eat with their peckers. Now...who's keeping score?

blue in san diego said...

daytime high of 72, nighttime low of 54 - wore a jacket last night.....life is good

Anonymous said...

Nice blue, but look where you are. In Mexifornia! EEEEWWWWW!

Pecker Jacket said...

See I'd freeze there as I don't own one of those jacket things.

SRK- MY POINT EXACTLY.

Schteveo said...

srk,
that's just redundant. Or pedantic. Or right. Take you r pick. Or peck. Or bushel.


blue,
you're right, San Diego has THE weather. Unfortunately, it's STILL in California, with things being run from Sacrademento by Governor Moonbeam.

srk said...

A bird in the hand is not as much fun as a pecker in a bush. Oh hell. There are 4 peck(er)s in a bush(el). Oh....Missy?

Poots' Pecker said...

So the taliban say theyre not going to vaccinate their kids unless we stop capping their asses with drones.
Well I'm shitting scared! We need to start loading our drones up with polio virus. Like to see just how successful those cocksucker suicide bombers are going to from inside an iron lung.

Nuke 'em All said...

They're holding their own kids hostage yet again.

Cowpill said...

I say we all give the taliban lead vaccinations.

Spider said...

It's obviously time to start nuking everybody and everything in the middle east. Why wait for Iran to do it to us, which is exactly what'll happen if Mullah Obummer is re-elected. It's also the only sure way of ending terrorism.

Besides, i love the smell of radiation in the morning.