Friday, June 1, 2012

One from the "Too Much of a Good Thing" File

There was a time when calling someone 'homo' was considered rude, crude and socially unacceptable.  But that was back when actually BEING homosexual was considered rude, crude and socially unacceptable.  As we all know, somewhere along the way, the sobriquet 'homo' was replaced with 'gay'. 

Likewise, there's been a change in just exactly what is considered name calling, partly from the chosen name change among gays, and partly from forced acceptance of them and their lifestyle.
A court says it's no longer slander in New York to falsely call someone gay.
A mid-level appeals court on Thursday wiped out decades of rulings, including its own, to say that society no longer treats false comments that someone is gay, lesbian or bisexual as defamation. Without defamation, there is no longer slander, the court ruled.

"These appellate division decisions are inconsistent with current public policy and should no longer be followed," stated the unanimous decision written by Justice Thomas Mercure of the Appellate Division's Third Department based in Albany. While the decision sets new case law in New York now, it could still go to a definitive ruling by the state's highest court, the Court of Appeals.

The New York decision finds that the comment is now "based on a false premise that it is shameful and disgraceful to be described as lesbian, gay or bisexual."
This, in my opinion, is absolutely MARVELOUS news.  Because right after it's no longer shameful and disgraceful, it's also NOT protected, in any way either, to BE gay, lesbian, bisexual, queer or to smoke meat nor to munch carpet!

Here's hoping every company in the country sights this as a case for throwing out all the Mandatory Gay Rights crap 'ola they now feel compelled to do.  I guess they GLAAD folks have done their job.  They wanted equality, well now they gotten it.  According to the State of NY, it's just as normal to be gay as it is to be white, tall, or from Paramus!
From one breeder to all you others, I'm ROFLMFAO!!!


CenTexTim said...

"Because right after it's no longer shameful and disgraceful, it's also NOT protected, in any way either, to BE gay, lesbian, bisexual, queer or to smoke meat nor to munch carpet!"

I admire your optimism. However, I am unable to recall a single instance of a protected class becoming unprotected, with the exception of the Virginia northern flying squirrel and the gray wolf. In both of those cases, however, gay squirrels and wolves remain protected...

Anonymous said...

Obama Answers The Tough Questions

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name."Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

I have four questions:

First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when its actually gotten worse?

Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

Fourth, why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we?

"Oh, that's right: Question time.. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Russell," he responds.

"And what is your question, Russell?"

Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"

Spider said...

"society no longer treats false comments that someone is gay, lesbian or bisexual as defamation..."

What if the comment is not false?

So gay said...


Anonymous said...

Please.................pretty please with sugar and crabs on top.

Anonymous said...

Come on......who's going to be first?

Salted Nuts said...


Homer S said...

Yum mmm, carpet munching

CenTexTim said...

So if I like to munch carpet, does that make me a lesbian?

And if I lay carpet, does that make me straight?

It's all so confusing...

If U Wanna Find Out Tex..... said...


Anonymous said...

And, EAT ME!

Anonymous said...


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.

She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball."

He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left...

Anonymous said...


1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot..

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too..

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, scratch his nuts or hold his beer...

Schteveo said...

IF companies will start to push this, using this ruling, they CAN be unprotected. One man's opinion.


Walter is chopping taro in Indonesia, for SURE.

if they ARE gay, how can they bitch? It'd be like somebody yelling that I'm fat or your a dago!


If it's true, there's no defamation!

Barney Fag said...

And if they would LICK MY BALLS.

Lick and munch and swallow said...

Tim Tex.
It all hinges on whether and when you swallow.

Schteveo said...

(this thread deteriorated...BADLY!)

NannerPootz said...

You're egging me on Shtevo... you know that, right?