Thursday, November 21, 2013

I just WISH I had this KIND of 'pissed-off' Money!

Don't hate the player, hate the middle finger that's now pointing at your house from your jilted lover's back patio.

Alan Markovitz recently moved in to a home in Bloomfield Hills, Mich., next door to his ex-wife. He then proceeded to erect this bronze statue in her -- and her new boyfriend's

The middle-finger statue was brought to the world's attention, according to Gawker, by Lenka Tuohy, the daughter of Markovitz's ex.

"[I]t's hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," Tuohy wrote in a tweet that is no longer available.

This is THE kind of money I'd like to have.  SOOOOO much, that I can quite easily piss it away on pissing off the neighbors.  But this guy is my current hero, for doing what all men dream of doing to their cheating ex-wife.



Gash Capper said...

Would have been cheaper to just cap Da Gash.

Schteveo said...

I don't think a criminal lawyer good enough to beat the murder charges would go AS cheaply as bad art!

Spider said...

My thoughts exactly, A contract on the bitch would've been cheaper. Hell, here in NYC, you can get somebody whacked for $100. (that includes a video)

Anonymous said...

And so much more soul fulfilling

Anonymous said...

And so much more soul fulfilling

Barb Aryan said...

A catapault would send a stronger message.