Thursday, November 14, 2013

Phriday Phunnies Thursday Edition

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man just groaned, but didn't budge.




The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."



Once again, the old man just groaned.



The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and within a moment, returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.



The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"



"Fred," the old man moaned.



"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.



With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "The balcony."

4 comments:

Schteveo said...

...ouch!!!

Cowpill said...

That is gunna leave a mark....

Old Giz Eye said...

Boy need stop dat wild joikin off on der Balcunty.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday at the White House, President Obama met with various leaders of the American Indian tribes. He promised them, "If you like your medicine man, you can keep your medicine man."

On Monday, President Obama paid tribute to America's oldest living veteran, 107-year-old Richard Overton. Overton credits his longevity to drinking whiskey and smoking 12 cigars every day. Now there's a health plan we can all get behind.

According to a new report, over a million Californians are losing their health insurance due to Obamacare. In fact, some are so angry they have already gone back to Mexico... -- Leno