Wednesday, April 28, 2010

How did they Nazi this coming?

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That was such a great line, and it's such a weird story, I had to post it!
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Three men who showed up in full Nazi regalia to a hardcore punk show at an Old City bar Friday night were attacked by as many as 50 people on the streets after leaving the venue, according to witnesses and club management.

The headlining band at the Khyber that night was Murphy's Law, led by front man Jimmy G, who formerly went by the moniker Jimmy Gestapo.

In an e-mail to the Daily News, Jimmy G confirmed that some guys had showed up to the concert in "full Nazi field dress."

"And they did get their asses kicked," he wrote. "Again."

Khyber owner Stephen Simons, who was not at the show, said he had been told that the crowd inside "largely ignored and mocked" the three men.

But after they exited the club, on 2nd Street near Chestnut, they were attacked by a group of up to 50 people, he said.

"I guess being on 2nd Street in SS uniforms on a Friday night is a way to incite a semi-riot," Simons said.

From the end of the article.

"There was a man on the second floor wearing a wedding dress," he said. "I don't think he had any problems going out on 2nd Street."

But did he go home with his virginity in tact?.



UPDATE to the original story: I heard this on TWO radio shows this morning. There wasn't ONE guy in a wedding dress, there were NUMEROUS guys. Upstairs from the punk show, there was a Wedding Dress Drag Fashion Show. The reports are that, SEVERAL guys in drag helped beat up the numb nut Nazis.

You can't make THIS stuff up!


Herr Schteveo von Blogenmeister

4 comments:

BOW said...

Lucky for those aholes there weren't any folks with their Annie's Inferno shirts that night. They got off easy.

Anonymous said...

Obama humor from the late night shows.....




The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

Schteveo said...

All would make good bumper stickers.

same anon said...

my kid says more than one bumper sticker and you're a hippy