What's the best way to rid ourselves of terrorism? Well, you can do what the fuzzy-brained Leftists usually do and simply change it's name, or just make believe it's not there! Apparently, that's what the Mooselamb Marxist in the WH believes. Thanks to our saviour, "there's no more Islamic radicalism"! Imagine being able to take a very real, world-wide threat that has slaughtered tens-of-thousands, and simply make it disappear? Man, that's what i call power!
In fact, this move allows His Majesty to fulfill a promise he made to his Mooselamb brothers, that we would no longer view them as terrorists. Instead, we'll build them schools, hospitals, houses, golf courses, and swimming pools, and he'll get the 325 million mindless fools he leads to pay for it all. And terrorism? Well, we'll just blame it on the Swedes.
Oh, and one more little change. From now on, we'll no longer be known as the U.S.A. Now it's just F.U.B.A.R. Yes, i know a lot of signs, posters, flags, and T-shirts will have to be changed, but it'll be worth it for the sake of accuracy...
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100407/D9EU2T1O1.html
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RADIATION CLOUD, n.
The real nuclear umbrella which is destined to cover America from sea to shining sea, under Butthead Barry’s cowering, ‘please don’t hit me’ defense posture.
I wonder how well Obama's, "I promise not to hit you later, if you don't hit me first", attitude would work in the Inner City of Chicago?
Lets just call them dipshits.
"The number of American citizens and green-card holders severing their ties with the U.S. soared in the latter part of 2009, amid looming U.S. tax increases and a more aggressive posture by the Internal Revenue Service toward Americans living overseas.
According to public records, just over 500 people world-wide renounced U.S. citizenship or permanent residency in the fourth quarter of 2009, the most recent period for which data are available. That is more people than have cut ties with the U.S. during all of 2007, and more than double the total expatriations in 2008.
Said this yesterday on the air ... will say it again today in the Nuze. If the voters of this country allow these Democrats to remain in power with control of the House, filibuster-proof control of the Senate and The Community Organizer in the White House, it will be totally appropriate for productive, self-reliant Americans to start looking for greener pastures across one pond or the other. This country simply cannot survive those currently in control for four years." --- Neal Boortz
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