News from the CDC

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of the old STD, Gonorrhea. The new strain of the disease is called,

"GonorrheaLectim" 

It is pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible Obamanation. 

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum, or from believing that any smoke blown up there is actually the 'truth'. Many victims contracted the disease in 2008.  But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.  Sadly, only about 2% to 7% of voters are aware that they are infected.  However, some psychological element may exist, as some who are infected deny that the disease exists at all.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called,

 Votemout. 

You take the first dose of 'Vote-em-out' now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.