Thursday, January 10, 2013

Of ALL the ridiculous BS I've ever heard!!!!

Every year, there are people 'elected' to be Mother of, or Father of, the Year.  I remember this stuff from when I was younger. It used to be some mother of 5, who volunteered at the Elementary School, and her dying grandmother lived in their home, who was mother of the Year. 

Father of the Year was a guy who had 3 sons, two daughters, worked full time, ran the local Little League and who was weeks away from finishing his G.I. Bill funded degree in something that would make the lives of ORPHANS BETTER!!!!!! 

[and yes, I am GD shouting, because you ain't gonna believe WHO is Father of the Year for 2013!!!!]

The 2013, Father of the Year, is William.  Jefferson.  Clinton.

I shit you NOT!

The National Father’s Day Council has announced its selection for the 2013 “Father of the Year” award — President Bill Clinton

“We are extremely honored to have President Clinton accept this award for Father of the Year,” says Dan Orwing, Chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee. “With the profound generosity, leadership, and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations, President Clinton exemplifies the attributes that we celebrate through the father of the year award.”

His daughter, Chelsea 'No Chin' Clinton is 33.  So I'm pretty sure his fathering days are over.  Unless you consider his propensity for spreading the Presidential Love around.



Lop O Shit said...

Even daddy need a little head once in a while.

And you all fucking wonder how the Nigga got in again. The US has just turned into a streaming lop of shit. And it deserves everything its going to get.

Anonymous said...

I agree!..... On a lighter note;

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, ''Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?''

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

srk said...

Blow Job

I like head said...

A Little tonsil Lubrication here for the young lady.

Get Even said...

Hey, in the event you would like to speak or write or maybe wish a happy new year to the NY Journal’s leftist reporter who made public the names and home addresses of thousands of “legal” gun owners in two major NYS counties…

Janet Hasson
3 Gate House Lane
Mamaroneck, NY 10534
(914) 694-5204

Schteveo said...

Thanks GE, I'll spread it around.

Spider said...

Obviously, the father of the year award now has the same significance as the Nobel Prize, which is, none.