Thursday, July 8, 2010

NASA's new mission

13 comments:

Schteveo said...

But will they JUST fly into the WH with him home please?

Shit, Poots just can't belive it said...

Where do they keep this seemingly inexhaustable supply of FUKKING MORONS?

Balls Across the Nose said...

What a bunch of SHIT MONKIES.

Poots' New Religion of Peace said...

Instead of kneeling down and praying toward Mecca, we all should drop our drawers, point our butts toward DC and give a nice Hershey Salute.

Allah in Orbit said...

Going to make partners out of the same 'people' (and I use that term loosly) that tried twice to blow up the shuttle on the pad?

Mohammad Bin HungWell said...

Missy, Missy

Whea mah Brow Chob?

Goober said...

I love the last line. “The US Military initially claimed that the helicopters were engaging an enemy force.” Written with the word “initially” to insinuate that they have since rescinded their initial account and thusly admitted that they’d engaged civilians – which they have not done. The military has stood by their original statement, and to this day continues to claim exactly what they’ve said all along – they engaged an enemy force within the rules of engagement for doing so. There wasn’t a single shot fired in the entire incident that wasn’t perfectly within the ROE, and the shots fired killed a bunch of people actively engaging in war operations against US forces.

Pope Pedophilia XIV said...

As long as they are Dead Muslims I don't give a shit what they were doind or who they are. Kids included. Kids ESPECIALLY included.

Burn their balls (or Skanker Stanker) off with a blow torch while a pig fukz'm in the face.

Dat how we do it, EH HENT!!!

Baseball O'Writes said...

When the ball is in play, in fair territory, even the umpires are part of the field

Spider said...

Perhaps the Marxist-in-Chief feels we should organize and pay for an Afghanistan space program. Or maybe put an Iranian terrorist on the moon. (can you imagine the stink on that space craft?) Or, how about giving all of our space technology to N. Korea, China, and Russia? (assuming there's something they haven't already stolen) I'll bet even the diehard Obamunists out there can't come up with a rational explanation for this move. That's not to say there isn't one.

It's been very clear to many of us that, from the time he was anointed, Mullah Obummer had two main goals.
1) to take the wealth from those who earn (Whites) and give it to those who simply want it. (blacks)
2) to let his Mooselamb brothers around the world know that he's really one of them, and he's on their side.

How i long for the old days in America when corrupt, lying, anti-American politicians were taken out into the yard and introduced to a tall tree and a strong rope. Simplicity is the key to effective solutions. Very effective!

Anonymous said...

Things To Ponder

There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look anyway?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive quicker?

PutzCappinMuddaFukka said...

Yo,

NannerPutz, Dat all bee frum Shteven Wright.

Schteveo said...

So it's OK to kill cracker babies, but not Muslim babies or children?