Aside from being an obvious sign of weakness, what purpose does this stipid move serve? Can Obummer be that dumb that he thinks he can make our "highly-devoted" enemies like us? If there's anything the bearded bomb throwers hate more than Americans, it's weak Americans. Maybe he has a plan to rebuild the entire middle east? With the taxes we're gonna be paying, he could do it.
In the event there's someone in the world who still doesn't know the Marxist-in-Chief is a pro-Mooselamb, Mooselamb, this should put their doubts to rest. Unless of course, someone can come up with a logical, rational reason why Odumbo would send the head of NASA on a diplomatic mission. Maybe it's because Hitlary's too White?
Is it just me, or does it seem there are no White people in this administration, other than Hitlary, although she's been quietly kicked to the curb.
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good! I’m pleased to note that you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Now: Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?”
Ahmed replied, “Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said goats.”
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Aside from being an obvious sign of weakness, what purpose does this stipid move serve? Can Obummer be that dumb that he thinks he can make our "highly-devoted" enemies like us? If there's anything the bearded bomb throwers hate more than Americans, it's weak Americans. Maybe he has a plan to rebuild the entire middle east? With the taxes we're gonna be paying, he could do it.
In the event there's someone in the world who still doesn't know the Marxist-in-Chief is a pro-Mooselamb, Mooselamb, this should put their doubts to rest. Unless of course, someone can come up with a logical, rational reason why Odumbo would send the head of NASA on a diplomatic mission. Maybe it's because Hitlary's too White?
Is it just me, or does it seem there are no White people in this administration, other than Hitlary, although she's been quietly kicked to the curb.
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good! I’m pleased to note that you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Now: Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says “Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?”
Ahmed replied, “Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said goats.”
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