I bought a new Toyota Tundra (in honor of Jimbo) and returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson .
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States .."
Damn I love this truck......
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson .
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States .."
Damn I love this truck......
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LMAO!!
Friday funny!
One day John came home > with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot> that John claimed was actually a lie detector. > > It was about 5:30 that > afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home> from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.> > "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 > hours late getting home?" asked John. > > "Several of us went to > the library to work on an extra credit project," said> Tommy. > > The robot walked > around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely> out of his chair.> > "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie> detector, now tell us where > you really were after school."> > "We went to Bobby's house and > watched a movie." said Tommy. > > "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. > > "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.> > The robot went around > to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his> chair. > > With his lip > quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am> sorry I lied. We really > watched a tape called Sex Queen." > > "I am ashamed of you son," > said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." > > The robot walked > around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked> him out of his chair.> > Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,> > "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be> too mad with Tommy. After all, > he is your son!" > > The robot walked > around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. > -- > Thank you,
SPeaking of Toyota - I note they are closing the firsdt plant in their 70-some-odd year history.
The plant they are closing - Fremont, CA. They are moving the Tacoma manufacture to San Antonio, anf the Corolla manufacture to Canada.
Nearly 5,000 jobs, not including suppliers, sevices, etc. Now why, might you ask, did Toyota choose to close a California plant rather than a Texas plant?
If you don't know... I ain't telling. All I can say is 'exodus'.
Their new motto should be: "Texas not Taxes)
A crusty old Sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant , but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering
you?'
'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?'
'1955, ma'am.'
'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean,
no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, 'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'
BTW, it was reported that Toyota shared, or co-owned that plant with GM, which sounds rather strange to me. But, who in their right mind would pass up a chance to get out of Mexifornia, especially since the state seems to be doing it's impersonation of the Titanic.
Spider -
That is true - the Fremont plant also turned out Geo Prisms - which is a "cheap Corolla" - (built on the Carolla frame). Geo was bought by GM some time ago.
Partners with GM? Maybe that's why Toyota just reported the first loss in it's history.
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