"The Government Gassing the Geese:"
There is a pain in the pit of my heart
A heart that never gets peace
The pain I feel is of great sorrow
The government is gassing the geese.
They cannot escape cause they're molting now
There is no chance for flight
The nets drop and they can't get out
Though they try with all of their might.
Then poison gas gets pumped into a truck
And they try to breath without any luck
Ova-Control, a form of birth control
Or oiling the eggs would stop the death toll.
But they are only considered a pest
Not worthy of disturbing their nest
So this inhumane action goes on for weeks
And those who protest are considered freaks
There is a pain in the pit of my heart
And I sing a mournful song
The horror inflicted on those poor geese
Can never be right, it is WRONG!
7 comments:
Must be a slow news day.
Good thing kadaffi isn't coming to the US, Obambi isn't hiding from voters, and the mob isn't cutting employees.
Missy,
what kind of crazy assed paper do you get? And BTW who is gassing the geese?
Anon,
the MOB is cutting employees? WTF are they gonna do, outsource work to the Jamaicans?
Missy, you shouldn't be drinking so early in the day.
Not only do they vote, they vote liberal
QUOTABLE QUOTES
" [I]t is not a crime in man to want to manage himself by his own lights, even when the government finds them imperfect. It is a crime in government, however, to punish individuals because they do not adopt as their interest what seems so to other men. ... Individual interest is always more enlightened on what concerns it than collective power, whose fault is the sacrificing to its purposes, without care or scruple, of everything which opposes it.” – Benjamin Constant
I am going to be shotgunning as many geese as I can starting next month. Do i get a really shitty poem, too?
Wow--Jersey get's something kinda right. You can't even look crosseyed at a goose up here.
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