Friday, September 25, 2009

Dumb Crook, Dumber Legal System

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I'll let you read the entire article, but here are the highlights. Lee County Fl, THE most wanted criminal, caught shoplifting, video games. He has priors for armed robbery and kidnapping.
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Daniel Larson, 32, of Cape Coral, already had an extensive criminal record, leading to his place on the list. He had two convictions for armed robbery with a deadly weapon in 1999 and 2004, and another 1999 conviction for kidnapping.
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Why was he out on the street? He used a fake ID to get out of jail, this time. But I thought kidnapping was one of those 20 years in the slammer crimes. It is on TV. And two CONVICTIONS, for armed robbery. Is this guy a sweetheart or what?
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I'm glad I don't live in FL. Or on TV.
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Schteveo

3 comments:

Spider said...

Now do you know what i mean when i advocate my tree, rope, and horse solution? Cost effective. Environmentally friendly. Neat and efficient. Oh, and entertaining too if you like dancing!

Schteveo said...

We see these stories all the time, repeat scumbags, committing crime after crime, then getting caught, doing guess what, committing another crime.

And yet, I know from having been a Prison Volunteer, that the damned prisons are full of folks busted for smoking and growing dope. It seems crazy that said tokers and agriculturalists are a bigger threat to society than armed felons like Mr. Larson, or as he is known to his friends and family, Mr. 7165443.

Hanging this asshole seems like a waste of rope, feed him to some of Florida's larger reptilian residents.

Chomp chomp, Mr Larson, chomp, chomp.

Spider said...

Good alternative Stevie, although not as much fun to watch since Gators are so secretive.