Tuesday, March 23, 2010

But can they weaponize beer and nachos?

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GAUHATI, India—The Indian military has a new weapon against terrorism: the world's hottest chili.

After conducting tests, the military has decided to use the thumb-sized "bhut jolokia," or "ghost chili," to make tear gas-like hand grenades to immobilize suspects, defense officials said Tuesday.

The bhut jolokia was accepted by Guinness World Records in 2007 as the world's spiciest chili. It is grown and eaten in India's northeast for its taste, as a cure for stomach troubles and a way to fight the crippling summer heat.

It has more than 1,000,000 Scoville units, the scientific measurement of a chili's spiciness. Classic Tabasco sauce ranges from 2,500 to 5,000 Scoville units, while jalapeno peppers measure anywhere from 2,500 to 8,000.

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...works for me. Saturation bombing of Tora Bora starting...NOW!!!
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Super Spicy Schteveo
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5 comments:

Spider said...

It should be pumped into DC's water supply right after passing a law that bans toilet paper in in the capitol.

Schteveo said...

Not the whole town, just the Congressional offices!!

BOW said...

and one match

Pants on Fire said...

It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to Kareem of Wheat.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!