Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Killer Boob Job

Just to keep you all abreast of current terrorist tactics:
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Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet'
Breast-implants packed with explosives could be used by terrorists to blow up an airliner, experts have reportedly warned.
By Heidi Blake

Breast implants packed with explosives could be used to blow up an airliner, experts are said to have warned. Radical Islamist plastic surgeons could be carrying out the implant operations in lawless areas of Pakistan, security sources are said to warned.

Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet.
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Holy Explosion, Batman! Getting to ‘second base’ with a girl now days could get your hand blowed plumb off!
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12 comments:

srk said...

She has tits to die for. Naw. We can make more. Oh we can't? No one can afford it? It's heavily taxed?
Remember, If she has knock out knockers (if you can see them under that burkah) and the sideburns, and moustach don't give it away, ....I'm so wrong here....sorry. Profiling is just so wrong.

Schteveo said...

I got blown on an airplane once. Does that count?


The bottom line is this, anyone who sets their mind to murder, mayhem and destruction, will eventually succeed. We can only be about 97% certain of catching them before the act. There will be more attacks, all we can do is protect ourselves on a permanent level.

That's why I'm moving to the country.

Pisses on Electric Fences said...

Now, calling someone a 'tit' would mean they have an explosive personality.

srk said...

Please keep me abreast of the situation as it develops

SiliconePooter said...

Where is Woody Allen and the huge bra in 'Sleeper' (Sleeper?) now that we really need it?

Well, Guess that lets Missy off the hook.

EAT ME

Spider said...

Does anyone think this story is too off-the-wall to be possible, if not probable? I don't. We know it's coming, and (with jihad Jane in mind) we know the next time they won't have the usual towelhead appearence.

Many people believe America should be a free and wide open society. There are even those who feel we should do away with our borders. (apparently, they think we have borders) I just wonder if they're willing to put their lives, and the lives of their loved ones on the line for their beliefs. We'll see next time.

Charred Penis said...

Wow Spidy - you're such a tit!

Anonymous said...

It's like my old man always told me. "Son, if it's got tits or tires, it will eventually cause you problems".

Terrortits said...

Maybe it's just a typo

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Hmmmm...
I was thinking about getting a boob job.

Anonymous said...

We love you just the way you are! ;)

stinkinrottenkid said...

maybe... it was to explode on your...

what? no Miss Racthett. I took my medication..